Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Sex and Travel

“The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.”

Saint Augustine

From the early days of Homo sapiens' existence, men have been programed for exploration. We desire it, we need it. There is something about the mystery and danger of being in a foreign land that drives us wild. Exotic women, food, drink, and culture. It calls to us and excites every hormone we have coursing through our veins. Maybe you know the feeling of dating the same broad for a long long long long time. I'm talking to when it gets to the point that sex is routine and only happens on rare occurrences. The spark has left and you are on thrusting 'auto-pilot' as you drift through the motions. Then it happens, you meet a new broad. She is different, exciting, exotic! She cherishes everything about you, she desires your aura, sweats when you enter the room and the moans she lets off when you touch her...forget about it.

These are the exact reasons we desire travel. The idea of waking up in uncharted territory thrills our very existence. Dining with new delicacies (hell, I would even try frozen batwings), new types of broads (go to Brazil and tell me differently), different cultural experiences... Did you know in Japan they have public baths all over the place. People just get butt ass naked and go hang out in a giant bath together in the middle of town! Now tell me that doesn't sound perfectly wonderful in every aspect of life! Sure, you're bound to get some old wrinkly broads and their wrinkled [phallus of a husband but hey, some people are into that sort of stuff! To you and me this may sound weird but over in Japan this is just a normal day.

I guess what I am trying to say is "do you like sex and travel". As a Man both speak to our genetic code and that is why we must always be looking to the next adventure.

-Man 3

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