Friday, July 24, 2009

Master of your Manuverse

“God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages.”

-Jacques Deval

We are men. We make no excuses for our existence and nor should we. We are commanders of our own universe. Masters of traps, cunning and power.

We let no one thing stand in our way. By nature we are control freaks. We conquer and master everything that deals with our personal universe or Manuverse. With that said, real men do not complain, they act.

If it is raining outside on your day to play golf, either stop the rain or master your Manuverse. Accept the challenge and conquer the 'slip and slide 1-wood drive.' If you are unhappy with your job or your boss, YOU are the master of your Manuverse and you know what to do about it. Either bow down and finish your TPS reports or staple them to the driver's side door of your bosses new BMW E-class. After all, he did say "I want to see them before I leave the parking lot today."

When real men see a problem, we fix it. Words like "no" and "can't" are absent in our vocabulary (unless pertaining to sex--that might wind you up in handcuffs). Afterall we are the knights of the round table known as "Earth."

Problems = Solutions (99.99% of which can be solved using Duct tape), real men don't complain they conquer.


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