Monday, October 19, 2009

WritersBlock and a manly hug

Here is your moment of Zen...
It's a man hug.
It happens and you cannot ignore it. I guarentee you will see an ass slap too if you tune into the ALCS game on Fox. A man hug is the single most manly show of affection. It happens and time stops momentarily and you get a warm fuzzy feeling of testosterone releasing.
Thanks for the memories.

On the biz end
Sorry about not updating promptly

You probably miss us

We had career changes in life

We made plans for our book

and made plans for life.

I got writer's cramp in my left hand. Yeah remember that? Writer's cramp!
I haven't had that in years. It came with writer's block. SORRY




WE WILL BE BACK UP WITH NEW BLOGS AND MOVIE REVIEWS SOON.(A new blog set too)


WE ARE 75% DONE WITH OUR MISSION.


I MISS YOU

COME SEE US AT MANLYGUIDES.COM

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

MAN Down...

Today we are 1 less man on this planet. Now we know that people come and go all the time but there remains a special place for a man who can rip the still beating heart out of someone...


A man who can live life to the extremes and rock a sweet hairstyle that inspires men to be awesome...


A young man who can band with his brothers to defend against a common enemy...




Most of all a man who can dance like no other...



RIP Mr. Swayze


From the Man'ly Crew

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Boys to MEN

A disgusted, "That is so gross...why would you do that?", came out of her mouth. My manly response was to sniff it again and put my head back in!



Yes, you have been there before...
mowing the lawn,
moving your friends furniture,
in the ballpark,
on the diamond.
Sweating to death, your brow is a full sponge barely able to hold in the sweat. You take off your hat and smell the rim/headband. You don't even notice you did it. Then you put it back on your head.

It is Manly.

Look around next time you are in the park or watch a ball game. Heck, even little league kids do it. We did it in football with our chin straps. (This was the best worst smell ever!)

Boys do it and men do it. So next time you are out and see someone doing this just tell them that you know they are a Manly Sonofabitch! It will make both of your days brighter.
It's one of the great perks of being a MAN.

-Man 1

Monday, September 7, 2009

Labor Day

Welcome to Monday off!
Yes if you work in the America's you should not be working today.
It is the first Monday of September every year. Things that it represents:

1 Start of labor disputes in Canada 1870s, in NYC 1882(we still have them with our boss today!)
2 The end of the summer season and its parties - don't be depressed...
3 The start of the NFL season
4 The start of the fall season and it's parties(oh there are many parties)



5 The start of great hunting and fishing for sportsMEN
6 The change in weather for most of the states - less or more yardwork(again, deal with it you are a MAN and it will set you free)
7 That much closer to the Ultimate Costume Party
See Oct 31(it is a Saturday this year), Fantasy Fest, et cetera.

I am going to the gym, store, light a charcoal fire, smoke meats, light a bonfire, have a beer, enjoy the weather, life and friends...give Man Ly a headstart today(taking the day off) live it up!
Enjoy your Labor Day!
See you soon.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Another MANnerism

Obedience to lawful authority is the foundation of manly character. -Robert E. Lee

Yes today is Monday and we will keep it quick.

As I find today's motivational quote I try to break it down and explain it as it reflects on a real 'MAN's' life.

Obedience(to lawful authority)
Men, aged 18-37.5, if for nothing else can put up with more crap, garbage and the ranting and ravings then the entire rest of his fellow humans. It's not to say that other people (kids, elderly, and women) do not deal with enough, but a real man needs to constantly be obedient to everyone. As a father for instance, he must be obedient to his children and most importantly to his spouse, the law!

Manly Character
All men learn and develop themselves and have certain characteristics that make them who they are. They have their sports teams, drinking buddies and style they hold themselves in.

Foundation
Foundation is the mold in which a man is made; Strong, sturdy and resilient.

Add them all together in this quote and I get the simple idea that men are the strongest beings ever. Made of brawn and awesome. Add them with anything else and you break the camels back. You get a man who for no reason hits his head while fixing a car and has to make the right decision and kick a wall!



I am a man and cannot explain this phenomenon. I love it though. Embrace this one. I just hurt myself so I will retaliate against those gremlins that knocked over my motorcycle and put a hole in the drywall! Back to the hardware store... (see prior post)
-Man 1